Showing posts with label Tea Parties. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tea Parties. Show all posts

Thursday, January 28, 2010

If You Can't Get your Ass Moving, Hop Onto An Elephant!


A year ago, Obama's address to the Joint Session of Congress in 2009 was "inspiring" as he touted change for America. He said that the only way to get out of the mess Bush got America into was to approve major bailouts and cut or eliminate tax credits.



After a very difficult year with a lot of money being thrown at the problem, with virtually no transparency and NO  positive 'change' as promised by Obama, his interview with Diane Sawyer aired the night before his address to the American people. He said something very interesting: "I'd rather be a really good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president, and I believe that," he told Sawyer. After I heard this I felt like I was walking on air all morning. I thought, "Wow, after his first year Obama has given up and he is now posturing for his loss in 2012". Well, my hopes were short lived when I heard his address and began to realize his sinister plan.



While driving home from work today I started listening to Obama's State of the Union address and felt like screaming, "Where is Joe Wilson when we need him?" But then I realized I was alone yelling in my car so I settled down and began listening to the speech. Obama's SOTU address 2010 took his 2009 'let's change America' to 2010 maybe I'll change my platform and become a Republican. Okay he didn't actually say it but here's a sampling of what he did say in his tedious 70 minute speech:

He mentioned cutting taxes 12 times, giving tax credit 4 times, helping out small business 13 times, and giving tax breaks for companies 2 times.

Additionally he spun some very conservative 1 liners like; "eliminate all capital gains taxes", "give tax incentive for all businesses", "we are prepared to freeze government spending for three years", "building the infrastructure", "our nation has always been built to compete", "I do not accept second-place for the United States of America".

None of this sounds like the man on the rainbow tour traveling the world apologizing for America and its successes- so I began to think that something sinister had happened:

Idea 1: Obama's body has been stolen by the GOP and replaced with a socialist-free-more-conservative-robot Obama like in the movie 'The Stepford Wives'.

Idea 2: Or something even more sinister, Obama has decided to switch political parties like Rep. Parker Griffith did last Dec. What makes this an evil sinister move is he may be building a Trojan Elephant. A Trojan Elephant is the perfect tool to infiltrate the hearts of weakened conservatives and make them believe he is on their side.




Hopefully the days after the SOTU will resolve some of these mysteries as to why our President hopped onto an elephant last night... I hope he doesn't intend on using that elephant to get into Tea Parties as I suspect that Tea Partiers can spot a Trojan Elephant and RINO from a mile away!