If You Can't Get your Ass Moving, Hop Onto An Elephant!

A year ago, Obama's address to the Joint Session of Congress in 2009 was "inspiring" as he touted change for America. He said that the only way to get out of the mess Bush got America into was to approve major bailouts and cut or eliminate tax credits.

After a very difficult year with a lot of money being thrown at the problem, with virtually no transparency and NO  positive 'change' as promised by Obama, his interview with Diane Sawyer aired the night before his address to the American people. He said something very interesting: "I'd rather be a really good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president, and I believe that," he told Sawyer. After I heard this I felt like I was walking on air all morning. I thought, "Wow, after his first year Obama has given up and he is now posturing for his loss in 2012". Well, my hopes were short lived when I heard his address and began to realize his sinister plan.



While driving home from work today I started listening to Obama's State of the Union address and felt like screaming, "Where is Joe Wilson when we need him?" But then I realized I was alone yelling in my car so I settled down and began listening to the speech. Obama's SOTU address 2010 took his 2009 'let's change America' to 2010 maybe I'll change my platform and become a Republican. Okay he didn't actually say it but here's a sampling of what he did say in his tedious 70 minute speech:

He mentioned cutting taxes 12 times, giving tax credit 4 times, helping out small business 13 times, and giving tax breaks for companies 2 times.

Additionally he spun some very conservative 1 liners like; "eliminate all capital gains taxes", "give tax incentive for all businesses", "we are prepared to freeze government spending for three years", "building the infrastructure", "our nation has always been built to compete", "I do not accept second-place for the United States of America".

None of this sounds like the man on the rainbow tour traveling the world apologizing for America and its successes- so I began to think that something sinister had happened:

Idea 1: Obama's body has been stolen by the GOP and replaced with a socialist-free-more-conservative-robot Obama like in the movie 'The Stepford Wives'.

Idea 2: Or something even more sinister, Obama has decided to switch political parties like Rep. Parker Griffith did last Dec. What makes this an evil sinister move is he may be building a Trojan Elephant. A Trojan Elephant is the perfect tool to infiltrate the hearts of weakened conservatives and make them believe he is on their side.

Hopefully the days after the SOTU will resolve some of these mysteries as to why our President hopped onto an elephant last night... I hope he doesn't intend on using that elephant to get into Tea Parties as I suspect that Tea Partiers can spot a Trojan Elephant and RINO from a mile away!

Beaten by Brown, Barack Boat Bombs in Boston

I know what you're thinking, Coakley was the direct loser in this game so how much does Barack have to do with it? Well let's take a short look back at causes he supports and his track record...Olympics, Copenhagen, Corzine and now Coakley. It seems that the only winning causes he supports is himself. So what does this mean for Americans that we have one of the losingest presidents of all time? It’s good news my friends. Could it be that there are even more losses that have occurred 2009 to present which should be added to BHO's list of losses? I would like to discuss just a few of them.



First a little bit of background:

The RINO caucus (a perversion of the Republican party) is a group of liberals who have infiltrated the party of conservatism which has slowly been gaining strength for a number of years. These RINOs convince their conservative colleagues that in order to get the swing voters in the middle 20% you must act and vote like a progressive so that you don’t alienate that group. And then, as the theory goes, they’ll all like you. So after a while of having conservatives behaving like progressives, like the boys in Pleasure Island from the story Pinocchio, they begin turning into (I know you think I’ll say asses but to stick with my analogy) RINO’s (fooled you, didn’t I). Then you end up with all of these asses, I mean RINOs, who were once regular honest, free-thinking men being puppeted by the task masters, in this case the Democrats.

So these ‘progressives’ begin doing things that upset their constituents and the constituents begin to feel lost and disenfranchised, like Pinocchio when he realizes he’s been led down the wrong path by the wayward boys. So they begin looking around to see if they can find anyone to represent them. In 2008, just what they were looking for comes along: CHANGE. And I’m not talking about pocket change; I’m talking about some ‘really-transparent-history-in-the-making-CHANGE’. The Barack Hussein Obama Boat enters the picture.

The disenfranchised Americans decide to hop onto the BHO Boat sailing toward the sunset, sailing toward ‘CHANGE’. What these people didn’t know is that BHO was leading this boat directly towards disaster- directly into the belly of a whale as big as big government itself.



So now Obama has us upside down inside a BIG government whale that seems impossible to get out of. When all of a sudden someone lights a match and begins to say, “Why don’t you put up a website to have people vote on the internet as a referendum to see if we really want to subsidize the losers’ mortgages; or would we like to at least buy cars and buy houses in foreclosure and give them to people that might have a chance to actually prosper down the road, and reward people that could carry the water instead of drink the water?”



That spark became a powerful catalyst that started a chain reaction to the biggest rising up of the American people since the Civil War or the Revolution. Tea Parties are born. This was the beginning of the end for the BHO Boat. When everyone realized they didn’t have to remain inside the BIG government whale, things DID begin to change. Thanks BHO! The rise of the Tea Parties led to the following two additional losses:



Last month In Clark County, NV Tea Party conservatives infiltrate the Republican Party structure and begin to attend party meetings, eventually causing a number of old guard board members to resign. Clark County Republican committee has since filled those seats with true Tea Partiers. RINOs chased out of Clark County: 1 win for conservatism, 1 loss for progressives. This wouldn’t have happened if BHO and his cronies hadn’t continued to push their intrusive agenda upon the citizens of Clark County.



Just today I was speaking to a local Tea Party organizer AZ where they mentioned that Tea Partiers have been attending meetings and voting. She says that because of the huge turnout of Tea Partiers at these meetings they have begun to restore the party’s ideological integrity. Does anyone know this is going on?



These little losses are happening all over the nation, perhaps in your town. Perhaps you’re rallying your neighbors to stand up and fight for a win against our BIG whale of a government, chipping away at their socialist agenda and causing it to crumble and eventually in 2010 to topple.



The Barack Boat is on the Brink of Being Banished--well at least he’ll continue to face shutting doors and many losses up to 2012 while the Tea Party crowd will reap the benefits from the doors thrown wide open now that Brown Brought Bright hopes and has set a precedent. Can you hear us now?